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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Raymond Duck 10:51 Tue May 17
Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
.....according to Sky.


Update 24th May

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Alexandre Lacazette has no intention of joining West Ham United

Lyon striker Alexandre Lacazette will not leave the club this summer unless a side playing Champions League football next season comes in for him.

This is exactly why the player and Lyon so easily turned down a E40m offer from West Ham United.

Tottenham Hotspur are also interested in the player, but PSG are in the driving seat, in contact all the time with his entourage, having already reached an agreement with certain parties last year, before it is believed that PSG reneged on the deal after talks with Zlatan Ibrahimovic in Doha culminated in the Swede agreeing to stay.

Lyon want E50m & if PSG fail to land a superstar name, of the Ronaldo and Higuain calibre, then they will move for the Les Gones man.

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Hermit Road 12:24 Thu May 26
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
This could turn out very well. Spurs could get him for 40mill, and he could turn out shitter than soldado.

BubblesCyprus 4:29 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
Never liked the idea of someone sounding like a bottle of Lucozade in our line up.

Lewisham_Hammer 3:12 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
Lily Hammer 3:06 Wed May 25


haha, lets hope so.

Lily Hammer 3:06 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
Lewisham_Hammer 3:01 Wed May 25

Perhaps a good few assists in France will do that. Everytime Dimi lays one on a sliver platter for him, he can ask "You like ziss? Iz zat what you like? You adore eet, ow you say? you slag. You want some more, no?"

Lewisham_Hammer 3:01 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
Come on Payet, convince him!!

BetterthanKaka 12:11 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
*scratches head*

Hold on a second..

Darby_ 12:09 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
We're cursed when it comes to our big money signings, so I'm not that bothered.

Northern Sold 12:09 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?

Buster 12:04 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?



*Any player in the world*

Eggbert Nobacon 12:08 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
no quote or even source mentioned

seems legit

Sven Roeder 12:07 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
He is happy to sit around and join PSG if they cant get Ronaldo or HiguaĆ­n.
Tells us all we need to know

NEXT!

Buster 12:04 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
*Any player in the world*

Northern Sold 12:03 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
Turned us down???

Does he not know we are going to a brand new Iconic all sports arena?? Is he MAD??

Mart O 12:26 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
The Stoat 9:57 Tue May 24

'What's French for He can fuck off then ??'

Well now, Stoaty, you have a bit of choice here.

There is of course the bog standard, (pretty much) literal translation:

'Il peut aller se faire foutre'.

However, if you prefer a little more grammatical verve, neatly counterbalanced with an extra dollop of vulgarity, you might go for:

'Qu'il aille se faire enculer'. This is more like 'let him go and be fucked in the arse.'

I think you'll agree, the latter would be more fitting for use by us members of the fine cuntocracy that is WHO.

Mart O 12:15 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
PSG made offers last summer. I expect they'll do so again.

Takashi Miike 12:14 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
im sure i read him say something stupid about "if the oil prices stay low, the psg owners may not be able to afford lacazette". French humour :.(

Takashi Miike 12:12 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
aulas was already looking for offers from PSG in recent interviews when asked about players leaving Lyon. this lad is obviously talented but it's not worth the agg having the extra shit that will accompany him

Mart O 12:07 Wed May 25
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
Even if it weren't for the DNCG, they've just built a spanking new stadium, as you'll see this summer. They need the money for sure.

And even if they didn't, I don't expect Aulas would give away the steam off his piss. He'd want the best price, irrespective of context. He's not 'holding out for PSG'. He'd surely rather sell elsewhere, although he can be sure that PSG are going to pull out all the stops to replace Ibra with a massive signing one way or another.

It was a punt by Sullivan and fair play to him. The only way it ends well for us is if no CL club comes in for the player who decides to move anyway, which is unlikely. Even then, we'd just be a stop gap to him..unless we qualify next season.

As Crassus says, next stop Marseille.

NEVER SAY DIE 10:55 Tue May 24
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
Crassus 10:50 Tue May 24

Actually Lyon need the money as well, they need to balance their books this Summer, according to a L'Equipe article in early May - they need to sell a player for a sizeable fee by the end of June to satisfy the French football financial watchdog - DNCG.

Troy McClure 10:51 Tue May 24
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
Turned down West Ham?


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Crassus 10:50 Tue May 24
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
The clue is in the Lyon want 50m Euros bit - all parties playing poker and we are the open hand, their chairman is after all the Levy of France and does not need the money

Not a dead deal but as Mart suggested at the outset, unlikely

Head south to Michy chaps

BRANDED 10:43 Tue May 24
Re: Lacazette bid rejected Player turned us down?
Il merde cunt fanculo a Lyon ici

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